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  The ghost of Reaganomics, driving around the Portland International Speedway so fast, smelling like a hundred and sixty five Ken Barbie dolls BBQing a 500 AD Greco-Roman Wresting Match.   Mayor Sam Adams arm wrestling Aldous Huxley on a bench at a 2nd Ave Food Cart, while M.Ward chants “It’s a Brave new world, It’s a Brave New World.” vs. Goddamnit Bill, your Chihuahua ate the Cinco de Mayo Pinata.   Method Man drag-racing his 1989 Kawasaki Ninja against Vladimir Putin’s Batmobile in Brooklyn, NY, while Siddhartha Guatama quietly eats Korean Noodle casserole in Central Park and wonders, Damn man, can I get some hot sauce around here?  Tim Burton trying to pull an okey dokey on the Duke of Hawthorne Theatre  Building a jalopy full of squid with Luther Vandross at the Helm vs. Oh dear chitty-bang-bang, tie my shoes to a case of Polly-o-string cheese and recite all the best of Beverly Cleary.  You walk in with mulch glued to your eyebrows, eating Barry Bonds leftover homerun derby, and DH Lawrence is off to Quebec, trying on silk slips for Madonna Koom Bay Ya My Lord. The question is: How will we ever microwave Steven Seagalls Ferrari Testarosta?    
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Mayor Sam Adams arm wrestling Aldous Huxley on a bench at a 2nd Ave Food Cart, while M.Ward chants “It’s a Brave new world, It’s a Brave New World.” vs. Goddamnit Bill, your Chihuahua ate the Cinco de Mayo Pinata.

Mayor Sam Adams arm wrestling Aldous Huxley on a bench at a 2nd Ave Food Cart, while M.Ward chants “It’s a Brave new world, It’s a Brave New World.” vs. Goddamnit Bill, your Chihuahua ate the Cinco de Mayo Pinata.


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