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  President Barack Obama taking the basketball players at Laurelhurst Park to school on the recycled Nike courts, when he is notified by Parks and Rec. that Bo Obama has taken a poop by the swing set and could the President please pick it up.   My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die vs. a forced violin lesson at three-thirty in the morning in front of Greg Oden’s extended family.  YEs yes yes No no no Yes yes Yes Bed time ten o'clock five times ten yes no underwear ok no yes. underwear no yes ok high five  The time when Greg Brady was leaving for school and Master Splinter crawled out of the muffler of your dads 1992 Acura Legend, looking for Shepard Fairey’s high-school track trophy and we took it to the Strip and Tip, and cashed it for a nice meal in Chinatown.  The ghost of Reaganomics, driving around the Portland International Speedway so fast, smelling like a hundred and sixty five Ken Barbie dolls BBQing a 500 AD Greco-Roman Wresting Match.   Mayor Sam Adams arm wrestling Aldous Huxley on a bench at a 2nd Ave Food Cart, while M.Ward chants “It’s a Brave new world, It’s a Brave New World.” vs. Goddamnit Bill, your Chihuahua ate the Cinco de Mayo Pinata.     
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die vs. a forced violin lesson at three-thirty in the morning in front of Greg Oden’s extended family.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die vs. a forced violin lesson at three-thirty in the morning in front of Greg Oden’s extended family.


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